Lily Allen is soooo desperate!

What was once a promising and talented young musician has now turned into tabloid trash.

And we love it!

The Smile singer, not wearing any panties, got shitfaced drunk (again) in Cannes on Friday night and totalled flashed her girly bits to the photogs at the party she was it.

Her dad was there.

He must be so proud!

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of Lily's cooter.

P.S. All you pervs with foot fetishes will love this pic THAT MUCH more!

Panties and shoes are for people with class. Lily has none of that.

[Image via Celebrity Vibe.]

As PerezHilton.com was the first to exclusively report…

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are an item!

The pair have been quietly seeing each other (in private) for a few weeks, but now that we "outed" their relationship…

They're going public!

Our spies in Austin, Texas, where Armstrong lives, tell us that Lance and Kate had a romantical date together at Eddie V's restaurant on Friday night.

"The restaurant is a favorite of Lance's," a source tells us. "They had a great time!"

Fun. Fun.

Update: On Saturday, Lance took Kate out to Hula Hut AND…he brought along his kids.

Things must be getting serious!!!

[Kate image via Pacific Coast News Online. Lance image via WENN.]

Lindsay Lohan and her very close friend, saMANtha Ronson just can't get enough of each other!

The recovering addict and the DJ looked majorly pissed when the paparazzi caught wind of them on Friday, heading out to Matsushisa for an intimate lunch.

They LOVE sushi!

Perhaps $25,000 will turn Lohan's frown upside down????

Lindsay and her peeps have started this website (for real) asking for money for her 22nd birthday in July.

Yeah, good luck with that!

If any sponsors are stupid enough to give Lohan money for her party, we hope they have a clause that says they get their money back in the event Lohan is in jail, rehab, hospitalized or dead.

All very good possibilities!

[Image by Out Of Sight Media via Buzz Foto.]

Spotted: Miley Cyrus catching a performance of Legally Blonde the musical in NYC on Friday night. During intermission, the Disney star was escorted backstage so she wouldn't have to sign any autographs or take pictures with fans.

Ewwwww!

Star Jones (or a really good drag queen) attended the premiere of Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday.

Why the fuck was she there??????????

Next time, she should get some colonic irrigation before she walks down a red carpet.

Then her face won't look like she needs to take a big dump (all over Big Gay Al's head)!

[Image via WENN.]

Left: Marc Jacobs. Right: Kelly Osbourne.

The CW has started airing a promo for 90210 (2.0).

Click here to check it out.

Such teases!

This is overwhelming!

So many positive changes have been happening in Cuba lately, under the new leadership of Raul Castro.

It's pretty unbelievable!

The latest is that…

The Cuban government is taking steps to combat homophobia and is even contemplating legalizing gay marriage.

Amazing!

It seems like just the other day that gays and lesbians in Cuba were being jailed and persecuted for their sexual orientation.

We knew our "sister" Raul would pull through for us!

Topanga will bang ya….if you get her drunk enough!

Danielle Fishell got bombed on Friday night at McFadden's in Boston, MA, several Perezcious readers in attendance tell us.

"She was on the bar dancing, behind the bar serving drinks and taking shots left and right!"

Be careful, drunkie!

Fishell was arrested last year for DUI.

Don't make the same mistake twice!

Amy Winehouse's mother, Janis, has written yet another open letter to the media, talking about her druggie daughter and son-in-law, Blake incarcerated.

This is her most stinging tirade yet!

Click here to read what Momma Wino has to say, including Amy's admission that she's still taking drugs.

Like, duh!

Wino does tell her mom, though, that she's "cutting back."

Yeah, we're sure Pete Doherty is helping her cut back her drug consumption!!!!

[Image via WENN.]